Three days ago, my world came to an almost screeching stop when I walked into Watsons and realised that my cleanser of 4 years, Loreal Pure Zone Deep Exfoliating Gel Wash has left me. He left me stranded and alone with no goodbye notes, no smses and no warning signs whatsoever, All that were left are lingering memories of the great (and not so great) times we spent together. All those times that I would introduce to him new people in our relationship, all the toners, moisturisers and essences that would come and go, or sometimes just breeze through our paths. There are definately times that we would have our quarrels (which great relationship doesn't?) and he would accuse me of cheating on him with Ginvera Green Tea Body Scrub or even worse, Colgate Total, but every single time we would work things out, and our relationship would be stronger then ever.
Staring at the other cleansers that Watsons had to offer, i couldn't help thinking if it all began when i mentioned to him on one of our shower dates that my skin is getting a bit dry from him and jokingly suggested that he might be the reason for my recent breakouts. All I received was a silence. I pressed on his body until he ozzed a bluish liquid with equally blue microbeads, shrugging off the silence, as i started lathering him all over my hands, before lathering him onto my face in circular upward motions. I should have known better. I should have known that he was as sensitive as my skin was.
Those times i'll probably never get back.
I left Watsons, empty handed, lonely and confused. I couldn't help wondering if there was something i could do to get Loreal Pure Zone Deep Exfoliating Gel Wash to come back. Maybe it was too late. Maybe I should just move on with my life. As I walked away, with a heavy heart,, thinking about all the memories that we've shared, i could only whisper six words that i thought he'd appreciate if he could hear me.
"We were great while it lasted."
R.I.P
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haha, super entertaining post. sorry about your lost btw.
ReplyDeleteThanks William. We all grieve in different ways. I got over it the next day and started 'dating' again. Nothing serious for now. Not in a new serious 'relationship' or anything. =D
ReplyDeletehaha, best of luck. btw, i recently ordered a pair of circle lenses because of your blog! i'm in the US....and they're coming from malaysia (i think)...so it's taking a long time!
ReplyDeleteWill:
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I just ordered a few more pairs just for fun. I should be getting them tomorrow! =) Which ones did you order?
i ordered the geo fresh brown. they looked the most "natural." which ones did you get?
ReplyDeleteHi,,
ReplyDeletei've been using this product also!
and i'm so sad they discontinued the production
do u know what the reason is?