If I had to describe last night's episode of American Idol in only three words, it'd be,
"lotsa crazy bitches"
*cue music*
contestants standby for camera!
Action!
Michelle Delamor, Ashley Rodriguez and Charity Vance (my little singing sparrow)” singing “Irreplaceable” by Beyonce during hollywood week group rounds.
Todrick Hall and Siobhan Manus from “Destiny’s Wild” sing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga on the American Idol 9 Hollywood Week Groups day.
Jermaine Sellers from “Phoenix” sings “Carry On My Wayward Son” on the American Idol 9 Hollywood Week Groups day.
Angela Martin.
Katie Stevens, Andrew Garcia, Casey James, Janell Wheeler, Jermaine Purifoy
Paige Miles sings with Neopolitan
Those who made it through the Hollywood Group rounds include ‘Urban hottie’ Tim Urban (CUTE), Michelle Delamor, Ashley Rodriguez, ‘Singing Canary’ Charity Vance, Theri, ‘Crazy looking gal of Destiny’s Wild’ Siobhan Magnus, ‘Over tanned-over orange-d’ Tori Kelly, Jeff Goldford, ‘Hot favourite’ Jermaine Sellers, ‘Youtube Star’ Lee DeWyze, ‘Third time-the charm’ Angela Martin, ‘Janis Joplin/Kirstin Dunst lookalike’ Crystal Bowersox, J.B Afua, ‘Packaged artist’ Katie Stevens, ‘Ex gang member/Possible Season 9 winner’ Andrew Garcia, ‘Cliche rocker control freak’ Mary Powers, Hope Johnson, Alex Lambert, ‘Miss Minister’ Tasha Layton, ‘Cancer survivor’ Christian Spear, Katelyn Epperly, ‘Tight, toned lower end’ John Park , ‘Generically-made-over’ Jessica Furney, ‘Possible-bitch watch’ (after tonight) Todrick Hall, ‘Country diva wannabe’ Haeley Vaughn, ‘Rock and Roll with a lil bit of country’ Janell Wheeler, ‘Not-a button-fan’ Casey James and ‘Cry-cry-baby’ Didi Benami.
On the other hand, contestants possibly gorging down peanuts on their plane ride back from Hollywood include Selth Rollins, ‘Jason Castro’s younger brother’ Michael Castro, Margo May, ‘Confused son’ Mark Labriolla, ‘Possible Rogaine Publicist’ Kimberly Kerbow, Ben Honeycutt, Moorea Masa, Matt Lawrence, ‘Tourette Syndrome’ Dave Pittman and ‘Finger snapping good’ Kimberly Carver.
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