1. 'Over-pimped/over-backstoried' Michael Lynche
2. 'Cry-cry-baby' Didi Benami
3. 'Divorced-parents' Katelyn Epperly
4. 'Not-a-button-fan' Casey James
5. 'Teen-Heartthrob/Archuleta-of-season-9' Aaron Kelly
6. 'Amazing-Stranger' Lee Dewyze
7. 'Possible-bitch-watch' Todrick Hall
8. 'Rock-n-roll-with-a-lil-bit-of-country' Janell Wheeler
9. 'Looks-like-a-Hillbilly' Tyler Grady
10. 'Was-in-a-sofa-with-Megan-Joy' Lacey Brown
11. 'Ready-for-battle' Ashley Rodriguez
12. 'Lucky-named' Alex Lambert
13. Joe Munoz (Sang 'I'm Yours' for his solo performance)
14. 'Natural-Woman' Crystal Bowersox
15. 'Packaged-artist' Katie Stevens
16. 'Smokin-hot-silver' Lilly Scott
17. 'Purple-eyed' Paige Miles
18. 'Remember-my-name' Siobhan Magnus
19. Michelle Delamore (In a group with Charity Vance)
20. 'High-note-Diva' Jermaine Sellers
21. 'Tight-n-toned-lower-end' John Park
22. 'Country-star-wannabe' Haeley Vaughn
23. 'Pimp-spot/Possible winner' Andrew Garcia
24. 'Urban-Hottie' Tim Urban
Update: Chris Golightly was disqualified yesterday. “Hollywood Contestant” Samantha Musa called Chris shortly after the show and tweeted.