What happens on a Saturday, does not always stay on a Saturday.

THE DAY AFTER:
(SUN 21st FEB 2010)

THE NIGHT BEFORE:
(SAT 20th FEB 2010)

It all began pretty civilised with a dinner at Crystal Jade, on a Round table with 12 people squeezed around it.

 

OMG. There was pig trotter in there. I'm sure its delish (YUCK), but its like chewing on chicken head with the eyeballs squirting out. My bad.

 

Dinner with old friends.

Dinner with new friends.

With family.

and hot friends.

We proceeded to a bar in Orchard Central with the noblest intentions of an innocent glass of Vodkatini and a bottle of Asahi beer. 

 

However, due to the hospitable staff (and revelation of great company), it quickly turned to 3 bottles of Asahi and 2 glasses of Vodkatinis 

   

Quite conveniently, with our slightly 'defected' sense of judgement, we agreed to meet some friends for more drinks at DYMK.

 

So we met up for more drinks with new friends,

 

more new friends,

 

and new 'friends'. =D

Another 2 Vodkatinis later, we found ourselves over at Taboo, where I believe I had another glass of Vodkatini and a Gin and Tonic.

  

  

  

 

 

 

Amidst the disco balls and well, balls, was when the drinks started to come together.

 

Total Tally of Drinks: 5 Vodkatinis

                                          2 Gin and Tonics

(A great Saturday night out, a bad Sunday)

I just want to sleep and not wake up.

Its not what you think. Or maybe it is. I suppose it depends on whether you're thinking 'suicidal' or 'bad-hangover'

Yeah, Its the hangover.
and you'll know its a bad one when u wake up and think to yourself,

 "Gawd, I need another 20 more hours of sleep."

'Kittyeatdog' is not the outcome of a bad case of 'Wordsalad'.

A visual defination of the term 'Kittyeatdog'.

I have been asked NUMEROUS times of what 'Kittyeatdog' actually means. Although it does not exist as a word, nor does it have a proper defination attached to it on a dictionary, Kittyeatdog is not the outcome of a bad case of 'Wordsalad' (A jumble of meaningless and unrelated words emitted by people with certain kinds of schizophrenia.) 

The term ‘kitty’ is used, generally by children, as a substitute for the word ‘cat’, almost always done so in an endearing manner. Similarly, in the context of ‘Kittyeatdog’, kitty actually represents an idea of a harmless being, possibly childlike in nature that is unmistakably docile at times. The term ‘eat dog’ however, refers to an act that in itself is considered sordid and vile (unless you are in China where they DO eat dogs and are brazenly proud of it), yet by being placed only after the word ‘kitty’, ‘eat dog’ is often overlooked ‘cushioning’ it’s negative impact. With that in perspective, when used together to form a single word, Kittyeatdog, (In my own terms) is used to portray a person who is generally endearing and harmless, most often childlike, yet at the same time, when mistreated, will undoubtedly ‘kick your ass.’

And it looks good as a word anyways.

Fortune Cookie of the Day.

Yeah. Whatever.

Energy (Per Cookie): 89.7kj

                                 21.4kcal

Protein                     : 0.3g

Fat, Total                 : 0.4g

-Saturated Fat          : 0.3g

-Trans Fat                : 0g

Cholesterol               : 0.04mg

Carbohydrate, Total  : 4g

-Sugars                     : 1.9g

-Dietary Fibre           : 0.1g

Sodium                     : 4.8mg

Calcium                    : 1.5mg

Ingredients: Flour, Margarine, Sugar, Water and Emulsifier, Paper and delusion. 

Warning: May contain peanuts, Tree Nuts, Milk, Soy and cause unnecessary positivity that might annoy others.

AMERICAN IDOL 9 EPISODE 12: TOP 24 REVEALED!

According to the order they were featured, the top 24 contestants for American Idol Season 9 are:

1. 'Over-pimped/over-backstoried' Michael Lynche
2. 'Cry-cry-baby' Didi Benami
3. 'Divorced-parents' Katelyn Epperly
4. 'Not-a-button-fan' Casey James
5. 'Teen-Heartthrob/Archuleta-of-season-9' Aaron Kelly
6. 'Amazing-Stranger' Lee Dewyze
7. 'Possible-bitch-watch' Todrick Hall
8. 'Rock-n-roll-with-a-lil-bit-of-country' Janell Wheeler
9. 'Looks-like-a-Hillbilly' Tyler Grady
10. 'Was-in-a-sofa-with-Megan-Joy' Lacey Brown
11. 'Ready-for-battle' Ashley Rodriguez
12. 'Lucky-named' Alex Lambert
13. Joe Munoz (Sang 'I'm Yours' for his solo performance)
14. 'Natural-Woman' Crystal Bowersox
15. 'Packaged-artist' Katie Stevens
16. 'Smokin-hot-silver' Lilly Scott
17. 'Purple-eyed' Paige Miles
18. 'Remember-my-name' Siobhan Magnus
19. Michelle Delamore (In a group with Charity Vance)
20. 'High-note-Diva' Jermaine Sellers
21. 'Tight-n-toned-lower-end' John Park
22. 'Country-star-wannabe' Haeley Vaughn
23. 'Pimp-spot/Possible winner' Andrew Garcia
24. 'Urban-Hottie' Tim Urban

Note: Chris Golightly was apparantly featured as making it into the top 24 in Episode 12 of American Idol Season 9, but has since been replaced with Tim Urban.

Update: Chris Golightly was disqualified yesterday. “Hollywood Contestant” Samantha Musa called Chris shortly after the show and tweeted.

“Just got off the phone with Chris GoLightly. He was disqualified yesterday, after already being told he was in the top 24, over some bogus old contract. The contract expired, but they disqualified him for not telling them. He is talking to lawyers, but doubt they can do anything.”

American Idol 9 Episode 11 (Part 1): Solo Performances

‘Over tanned-over oranged’ Torri Kelly singing Katy Perry's  Hot and Cold, ‘Silver-haired’ Lilly Scott and ‘Pimp-spot/ Possible winner’ Andrew Garcia singing ‘Chasing Pavements”.

‘High-note/(and now) possible-diva’ Jermaine Sellers , otherwise did an awesome rendition of ‘Man in the mirror’, right before ‘throwing the band under the bus’ for screwing up his ending. Gurl. Not good for Team Jermaine.

  

‘Not-a-button-fan’ Casey James did a pretty good rendition of Colbie Caillat’s ‘Bubbly’ for his solo performance, while ‘Smooth-as-butter’ Jermaine Purifory sings ‘Brick House’

(I seriously don’t need to describe her with that name) Siobhan Magnus and ‘Natural-Woman’ Crystal Bowersox , armed with a harmonica, singing Shania Twain’s ‘If it makes you happy’, both rocked out their solo performances.

‘Lucky-named’ Alex Lambert , ‘Over-pimped’ Michael Lynche and ‘Possible-bitch-watch’ Todrick Hall in an ‘I'm Yours’ Medley. Without a doubt, bitch or not, Todrick blew it out of the water with his rendition. In comparison, ‘Over-pimped’ Michael Lynche just looked like Yogi Bear with a guitar.

Sorry Big-Mike Fans.

'Rock-n-Roll-with-a-lil-bit-of-country' Janell Wheeler , singing Taylor Swift’s ‘Love Story’, which according to Kara was the wrong choice of song.

‘Teenage heartthrob/ Season 9’s Archuleta’ Aaron Kelly ‘choked’ while singing Sarah McLachlan’s ‘Angel’, which was otherwise moving to say the least. Ashley Rodriguez sings Jordin Spark's 'Battlefield', 'Amazing stranger' Lee Dewyze , sings 'You found me' by The Fray , while 'Country-Star-Wannabe' Haeley Vaughn sing's Jason Mraz's 'I'm Yours', which i personally think was sharp and flat at most parts, well, at least those parts that were aired.

American Idol 9 Episode 11: The Top 24 Revealed!

Part of the American Idol 9 Top 24 contestants were revealed tonight! Here are the highlights from tonight, or today's (depending on which continent you are located at) episode.

@ Yahoo! Video

Yes guys. 'Over-pimped Over-backstoried' Michael Lynch made it throught to the top 24. Seriously? I mean SERIOUSLY?

Well, its not that I was surprised anyways.

Congratulations Mike. You (and your whole family) made it through to the Top 24.

"yay."

To view previous performances of Mike Lynch, Click here

@ Yahoo! Video

'Cry cry baby' Didi Benami made it through to the Top 24! Didi was definately a shoo in after her performance last week on Kara Dioguardi's song. Of all the non-surprises this week, this was definately one of the better ones.

To view previous performances of Didi Benami, Click here

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'Divorced-parents' Katelyn Epperly is in the Top 24 of American Idol Season 9! Katelyn performed Duffy's Syrup and Honey from her first Round Chicago auditions, getting her golden ticket along with my 'Singing-Canary' Charity Vance (yeah, I'm going to give her a shoutout whenever possible!)

To view previous performances of Katelyn Epperly, Click here

ai9top244 rickey.org @ Yahoo! Video

'Not-a-button-fan' Casey James has made it through to the Top 24! Not 'Totally' surprised, but yeah, Simon is probably eating his words from the first round auditions right about now.

To View previous performances of Casey James, Click here

@ Yahoo! Video

 'Teen hearthrob (Archuleta of season 9)' Aaron Kelly is in the Top 24 of Season 9!
He climbed his way up singing Miley Cyrus's 'The Climb', and disappeared from our 'Idol-Raydars' ever since. But he is back and in the Top 24!

To View previous performances of Aaron Kelly, Click here

@ Yahoo! Video

'Amazing-Stranger' Lee Dewyze is through to the Top 24 of American Idol Season 9!
Lee is officially Season 9's Elliot Yamin! FFing sexy vocals with ffing sexy bedroom eyes! I remembered him best as the 'amazing-stranger' from the Hollywood Group rounds, his first round auditions, not so much though. He's awesome though. Tremendously.

To view previous performances of Lee Dewyze, Click here.

@ Yahoo! Video

'Possible-bitch-watch' Todrick Hall is in the Top 24!

Well, 'bitch-watch' aside, he's a pretty good singer. I really liked him from the first round auditions, but I'm liking him less and less as the weeks go by. Todrick is losing his appeal, glitter by glitter, sparkle by sparkle. Lets hope he keeps the finger snapping to himself and start bringing out some jazz hands instead. 

To view previous performances of Todrick Hall, Click here.

Yay! The boys are moving to Melbourne!

As you might (or might not) know, I'm an artist and I had a solo exhibition last year. Robert got to know of it after reading my interview on Fridae.com, came over during the opening reception and bought one of my favourite paintings that I have painted thus far, "My Favourite Superhero as a child is not Superman."

Robert is now heading over to Melbourne and taking the 'boys' with him! I do hope they'll behave.

"My favourite superhero as a child is not Superman."

150cm by 120cm

Oil on canvas

2009

Thanks Robert! I wish you and the boys the best of times in Melbourne! =D

"A minute won't matter."

Apparantly it does.

Especially when one has an alarm clock that is not manufactured to include a 'snooze' button (I'm used to having my phone as an alarm clock but due to recent events...). All it can do however, is produce this loud ringing sound, right before i frantically reach for the 'off' button, convincing myself that I have a 'bionic' body clock that would automatically wake me up in another ten minutes.

I wake up, and it is an hour after.

As I sat on the backseat of the taxi, glancing at my watch one second and the taxi meter the next, I listened to the dreaded sound of the meter, happily 'clicking' away, as if teasing me with each and every twenty cent increment to the fare. Annoyed, I sighed, sat back and promised myself, for the fifteenth time (this month) that I would stop contributing to the success of a cab company that has so far been nothing but a detriment to my bank account.

Slowly but SURELY ticking away.

VALENTINES DAY CATALOGUE 2010 (FOR 2011)

I was invited to a 'Singles'/Chinese New Year Party on Valentines day (which just happened to be on a Lunar New Year), hosted by our lovely host and my new friend, Gerald Aw. As I was lazing around of what seems to be a room full of singletons (or not) I just could not help but realise that I have been single for more than a year, added to the fact that I have had only celebrated Valentines day once in my 'I’m-usually-single-when-I’m-not-dating-freaks' life. Had I not searched hard enough to actually find someone to date, long enough to at least last till the next Valentines? (Yeah I know. I sound really romantic right about now).

 With the odds of finding love already against us, added to that (with reference to my previous post) ’We’ can't exactly express our interests on a 'love at first sight' encounter on the streets, freely, without having the SLIGHTEST worry of the possibility of being bludgeoned to death, should the person of ‘interest’ turn out to be a homophobe on a witch hunt. With more and more people working longer hours to make ends meet (or to spend it on exorbitantly priced skincare products) who REALLY has time to date? Most importantly, apart from online dating services (an appropriate time to give a shout-out to Fridae, Trevvy and F*REEOOW*Race, HOLLER!) that seems to have taken over the dating world by storm, how and what does one need to do to gain an advantage and stand out from the masses?

Well, in the spirit of being-along-again for Valentines day (and to celebrate our willingness to be exploited and our ongoing compliance in allowing others to continuously capitalise on something as priceless as being in love) I bring to you my latest creation.

“The Valentines Day Catalogue 2010 (for 2011)”

Please contact Kittyeatdog if you are interested in the items featured. Any enquiries or interests with regards to BEING featured in our 'VALENTINES DAY CATALOGUE 2010 (FOR 2011)', do email Kittyeatdog. Selection of items to be featured in the catalogue will be decided by a panel of judges. All decision is final. No drama will be entertained.